An elderly, blind cowboy accidentally stumbles into a biker bar filled with women. He makes his way to a bar stool and asks for a drink. After he’s been sitting there for a bit, he shouts to the bartender, “Hey, do you want to hear a joke about blondes?”
The bar goes completely quiet all of a sudden. In a low, rough voice, the woman sitting next to the old blind cowboy says, “Before you share that joke, Cowboy, I think you should know five important things since you can’t see.
- The bartender is a blonde girl holding a baseball bat.
- The bouncer is also a blonde girl with a billy-club.
- I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman who has a black belt in karate.
- The woman next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
Now, really think about it, Cowboy. Do you still want to tell that blonde joke?”
The blind cowboy pauses for a moment, shakes his head, and replies, “Well, no way, not if I have to explain it five times.”
